That’s Not What It Means

November 20, 2008 / Posted by:

The Road Runner is still bad, because Alien Princess RiRi refuses to give him his ‘do back. Winter is coming and he’s going to have a cold head. That’s sad and hurtful. In addition to still wearing the Road Runner’s stolen hair on her head, she also got a new tattoo…….

At last night’s UNICEF Snowflake Lighting Ceremony in NYC, RiRi explained to People about the meaning of the new tattoo on her claw, “It’s tribal. It represents strength and love. It hurt like hell!

Um. Alien Princesses do not feel pain. That tattoo also doesn’t represent strength and love. It’s some kind of message to her home planet or some shit. She’s already got the map to her planet on her back. I’m convinced that all her 10,000 tattoos are like pieces to a puzzle and when they are all complete, her alien subjects will come to earth and finally make us all her slaves. Yes, I watched “Stargate” recently.

Below is RiRi at that Gucci party last night and then at the Snowflake Lighting Ceremony earlier in the evening.

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