Pamela Anderson Has A Little Advice For Obama

Pamela Anderson must really want a position in Obama’s cabinet, because she wrote an open letter to him on her blog stating all the things she thinks he should make happen when he officially becomes president.

Pam wants him to order the castration of all child molesters and she also wants him to legalize marijuana. The last part is the greatest thought that has ever come out of Pamela Anderson’s head. Ever.

She wrote: “I think we should Legalize Marijuana, tax and monitor -farm Hemp etc-this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run – we should be able to farm Hemp in America- it’s just silly— it would create jobs- and be good for environment.”

Is Courtney Love working part-time as Pamela Anderson’s transcriber? Anyway, I agree with the legalize part, but disagree about the tax shit. It should be tax free. It’s a medical necessity for some of us! I also agree that it will save the children from listening to their parents scream at them. Think about it. When your kid starts acting all annoying and loud, just give them a LEGAL joint. It will calm them down, they’ll fall asleep and you won’t have to yell at them. Everyone will walk away happy. Pam is a genius!

She forgot to add one thing to her list of things Obama should do as president: BAN PAMELA ANDERSON!!!