Looks Like Somebody Got A Hold Of Daddy’s Bottle Of Sun-In

November 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Katie Price launched her line of lingerie today in England and brought her 3-year-old son Junior with her. She wanted Harvey to come along instead, because more people show up when he’s around, but he won’t have anything to do with that whorey shit.

I’m not a mommy or anything, but isn’t 3 a little too young to highlight your kid’s hair? When I 5 I told my mom I wanted blonde hair. She handed me a yellow t-shirt and told me to wear that shit over my head. I did and I thought I looked like Barbie. I’m easily fooled.

Maybe Katie and Peter probably thought the highlights would compliment his future spray tan, earring and tattoo arm band. He’ll get those things next year.

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