Is This A Mirage?

November 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Suri Cruise is wearing a jacket……and pants! I don’t know if Suri’s $20,000 (I’m guessing) Burberry coat is made with real fur, but let’s tell Peta it is just for shits.

You know it’s colder than your heart on a block of ice when Suri is actually covered up. I stepped out last night for a quick minute and my nipples started crying icy tears. I can’t play with this cold shit. I have to wear a face mask, three hats, ear muffs, long johns, 2 jackets, 3 scarves, a battery-powered heating pad and a Taser in my ass just in case I need a quick jolt of heat.

It looks the cold didn’t bother Stepford Katie. She her rolled-up summer jeans into rolled-up winter shorts. F-U-G. Don’t worry about her. I’m sure her internal warming system is hard at work.

And I’ve always wondered what Suri sounds like, but now I’m thinking she doesn’t say words. Suri and Katie communicate by touching their heads together like in the picture above. That’s how all the alien talks!

Tags: Nicole Kidman, Suri Suri, TomKat

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