Brad Pitt Comes Face To Skype With A Bradaloonie

November 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt and his pussy duster were on Oprah yesterday to promote that movie about a baby with pepaw face and during one part of the show, Oprah took questions from fans through Skype. Christina, a Bradaloonie for 17 years from Ontario, CA, called (Skyped?) in from her office to ask Brad about his tattoos. The crazy bitch wanted to know the details of his iceman and Daniel Pearl tattoos. Since Brad is such a private (HA!) person, he really didn’t want to tell her. He probably already signed a contract with W Magazine for a cover of all his tattoos with their meanings and shit. I love Cate Blanchett for asking Brad if he will show everyone his tattoos. What a bitch! Cate really knows how to add fuel to a Bradaloonie fire!

Christina wouldn’t let it go and finally said, “I know you’ve got one (a tattoo) on your tummy, don’t make me go there!” Oh, Christina. I’m sure you’ve gone there in your crazy head many, many times. Actually, I think she’s going there during this conversation! Show your hands at all times, Christina! Show em! I hear jelly being made. I know what’s going on!

I was seriously waiting for Christina to start showing all the Brad Pitt tattoos she has on her body. I don’t even want to know where her “Pitt’s Girl” tattoo is.

And I’m sure that 20-minutes after this interview, Maddox showed up to Christina’s door with a fresh restraining order in his hands.


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