Trouble In Gayelle Paradise

November 19, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

HoHan and SamRo got into a fight in London last night over a big dick named Calum Best. That’s what The Sun claims anyway. HoHan used to rub her worn-out kitty all over Calum’s Gouda peen and the two met up again at a club. A source said HoHan and Calum danced together which made SamRo one angry lezzie. HoHan and SamRo apparently started fighting which ended in both of them leaving the club.

They got into the car together, but when they arrived back at their hotel, SamRo stormed off in a cloud of saw dust. You know, because lezzies like wood working and stuff. Yeah, the joke doesn’t really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini.

HoHan stayed behind in the car for around 10-minutes. One source said, “It was quite clear something was up. Lindsay had tears in her eyes as she left.”

Okay, you know shit is bad when you’re fighting about Calum Best! The douche isn’t even hot when you look at him upside down while jacking it. Almost everyone is hot when your head and genitals are fighting for blood flow. Don’t look at me that way!

Here’s more of the weepy maybe bi-sexual last night. Wait. Is Calum Best wearing fur?! Where’s that crazy French flour bomber when you need her?

Tags: Brigitte Bardot, Gayelles, John Travolta, SamRo

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