The Hooker Speaks

November 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Ashley Dupré (you know it’s really Dupree, but the é makes her classy) is doing the media rounds to talk about how she sold some political person her vagina. Wait. Before we get into it. Doesn’t Ashley sort of look like a NJ Daisy Fuentes who got her face stuck in a subway door? Okay, now that I got that out of the way….

Ashley talks to Diane Sawyer on “20/20” this Friday and she also gave an interview and bj to People. Ashley says she’s done with the whore game, but obviously she’s not done profiting off of it. She says, “I’m 23 years old. I want to do music, to do fashion, to write books – there’s so many things.” 23?! In Kim Zolciak years, right? And by “do,” she really means “do.” Cut to Ashley rubbing her bits on a Forever 21 scarf.

Ashley also claims she had no idea who that Eliot Spitzer dude was when she got spitzed by him. “Some guys, they want to have conversations and really get to know each other. With him, it clearly was not like that. It was more of a transaction. Strictly business. I was there for a purpose – not to wonder who [he] could be.”

What’s the point of that shit?? If I was a hooker (one that gets paid, at least) I’d do background checks on all my johns! It’s all about add-ons. Get paid to open your mouth and then get paid even more to keep it shut afterwards! Any good whore knows the art of blackmail!

Lastly, Ashley tells us the difference between a paid whore and a regular girl, “This wasn’t any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them. The only difference is I can pay my rent.”

Yes, girls who do not sell their coochie for a few hundred dollar bills can’t pay their rent. Why so smart, Ashley?

If you give a fuck, you can go to People and ABC to read more from her interviews. At ABC’s site, I noticed this first comment under Ashley’s interview:

Stop wasting my time with junk like this. Don’t you have someone better to talk to? How about real people who are struggling to make ends meet. not high paid sluts.

All of you might as well just copy and paste this shit into my own comments. I’m sure that’s what most of the comments will consist of anyway. I’ll go and punish myself by staring at a bag of Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies without touching it. While doing that, here’s some entertainment:

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