Suri Cruise Named “Hottest Celebrity Tot”

November 19, 2008 / Posted by:

And that’s exactly what Suri Cruise thinks of this shit! came out with their second annual “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots” list and Suri came out on top. I think Pedo Bear co-sponsored this shit. I mean, “hottest“? Maybe they are referring to the fact that Suri’s never wearing a jacket, so she must be hot literally. Unfortunately, that’s not what they mean.

Forbes came up with their list by looking at each celebrity kid and how much media attention they get. Suri beat out all the Jolie-Pitt messiahs, because she was in more magazines and blogs than them. Only 3 out of the ten thousand Brangelina deities made the list: Shiloh, Pax and Zahara. Forbes will probably be shut down by the “powers above” next week for not including Brangelina’s golden twins on that list.

Here’s the Top 10:

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Chris Klein Tommy Girl)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Becks)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Vadge & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Brit Brit & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen)

I can’t wait for Forbes annual Sexiest Celebrity Fetuses list!


Thanks Heather

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