Yesterday on her show, Ellen Degeneres asked prostitot chipmunk Miley Cyrus about her 20-year-old boyfriend and the topic made Disney’s favorite whore erupt into an annoying seizure of giggles. You can tell Ellen wanted to hit her over the head with her strap-on. I would’ve held her down for Ellen. Miley’s laugh can fucking grate cheese.
Has Miley been sharing a can of computer dust with that hot bitch Allison from “Intervention”? I was expecting Miley to bob her head and say, “It’s like I’m walkeeeen on suuunnshine.”