Morning Wood

November 19, 2008 / Posted by:

So long, Dr. Marlena Evans! Now shat is “Days of Our Lives” going to do without brilliant performances like this one? – Defamer

Beyonce loves everyone (except for Basement Baby) – Celebitchy

Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart belong together – Mollygood

Taylor Swift is still annoying – I’m Not Obsessed

Charlize Theron has average-looking knuckles. Well, I have to find something wrong with her! – ICYDK

Rosie O’Donnell’s variety show better include a cage fight with HasselcrackPopbytes

Kanye West should just become a hermaphrodite and marry himself – Holy Moly!

Joan Collins doesn’t need to know about geography. She’s fucking Alexis Carrington! – SOW

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