Jennifer Garner Has A Crazy Stalker

Some dude with crazy running through his veins has been stalking and harassing Jennifer Garner since 2002. It’s gotten so bad that Jennifer is afraid for the safety of herself and her family. She already has a restraining order against him, but her lawyers will go into court tomorrow and ask a judge to make it permanent.

TMZ got a hold of some documents that state her stalker Steven Burky follows her around the country, sends her creepy love letters and writes about her on the Internet. He once showed up on her front door and said, “God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death.”

Jennifer said in the papers, “I now fear not only for my personal safety, but also for the safety and well-being of those that I love and care about most, including my husband and daughter. Also, I am currently pregnant and fear for the safety of my second child once born.”

The LAPD is involved in the case. Sources tell TMZ that Seven Burky is currently under a 5150 psychiatric hold.

Jennifer Garner is one of the few boring oatmeal people that I actually don’t mind. It’s weird. Whenever I watch her in interviews, I try to say something bitchy, but the words don’t come out of my mouth! And when I see her smile, I smile and that just makes me want to go take an Epsom salt bath.

Because I do like Jennifer Garner, I will do her a favor and legally change my name to “Jennifer Garner.” We can trick her stalker into thinking I’m the real Jennifer Garner, so he can leave her alone for good. He’s crazy. He won’t know the difference. He’s also kind of hot. Well, he is! Although, he will have to change the tone of his love letters. I just read a few of them on TMZ and he’s going to need to write less about “visions” and more about dirty sexy things.