Everybody Into Quarantine!

November 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Wonky McValtrex and Benji Madden are reportedly no longer bumping ass warts which means they are out in the wild spreading their skank! While we’re running for quarantine shelters, the bitches who make Valtrex are having a fun time parade! Their #1 converter is going back to work!

According to Star Magazine, Wonky quit Benji because he’s too-controlling. When he found out that she was being gross with Nachos in Miami, he freaked out at her. Benji totally did the “smell the puss” test on her.

The source said, “She couldn’t take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble. She felt she couldn’t cut loose and party. He doesn’t drink and doesn’t think she should either. She felt too fenced in.

I think in Wonky-talk “fenced in” means that Benji wouldn’t let other dudes space dock her.

Benji apparently is herpmatized, because he wanted a second chance from Wonky. “He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking.” That’s because she probably already lined up two dozen rebound dicks.

You know that somewhere in the world Nicole Richie is eating her one chickpea lunch and screaming “Halleljuah” because she doesn’t have to see Wonky’s skank ass face at Madden gatherings anymore. It was bad enough that she had to play fake nice with her for the cameras.

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