Why Is Brenda Walsh In The Hospital?

SPOILER ALERT! There were a few rumors going around that Brenda Walsh would take her last breath on an upcoming episode of “90210,” but I don’t believe those lies. Brenda Walsh can never die. It says so in the bible. It also says this in the dictionary. Look up the word impossible and the definition is: Brenda Walsh dying.

According to OK! Magazine, Brenda comes back to town in tonight’s episode and tells that dumb bitch Kelly Taylor that she slept with her man! Brenda also ends up in the hospital, because of fertility issues or some shit. She finds out that she can’t have kids. Like Brenda was going to have any! She’s a woman of the world! She doesn’t have time to deal with brats! And she’s going to live forever, so she doesn’t have to worry about another ho continuing her legacy. She can do that herself.

I’m hoping that while Brenda’s in the hospital, the surgeons can go in and see what’s going on with her heart area. I mean, they need to check if she has one, because she’s been kind of uncharacteristically nice to Kelly Taylor. Brenda shouldn’t have one of those heart things. Yeah, she did Kelly’s man, but that’s not enough! She should have kept fucking him until Kelly was completely destroyed. Kelly deserves to cry in her eyes for what she did to Brenda.

Here’s that dumb bitch Kelly thinking she’s Grace Kelly with her husband at the “Twilight” premiere last night.