There was a show back in the day called “Are You Hot?“, which was basically “American Idol” for stupid sexy people. Rachel Hunter and the Empress of Lucite’s ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas were judges. Sometimes the show had really hot people, but mostly it was a bunch of delusion fools who believed it when their parents told them they were gorgeous. Kim from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” falls into the latter category.
Bitch was on the second episode of this shit show back in 2003 when she was 24! Seriously, she’s 24 here! 24 and she still has hair made from the reject wig pile at the Mattel factory. Was she born with fake hair made of coughed up hairballs? Someone needs to find pictures of her as a child, because I will call it a fucking day if she wore a polyester mop on her head when she was a little girl.
Surprisingly, Kim got a unanimous NOT HOT from the judges. I’ve never wanted to clap for Lorenzo Lamas before in my life, but I have to give him a standing O for that shit. Below is the clip, but there’s no time on it, so you have to FF through it if you really care. Watch Kim’s hot dreams get crushed around halfway through it.