The Crackhive Returns!

November 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino’s main homegirl, her crackhive, returned to the top of her head yesterday where it’s been missing for a couple of weeks. Wino’s crackhive was probably off seeing the world, laying on beaches and recuperating from dealing with its owner’s fuckery. Her crackhive quickly realized that being Wino’s hiding place isn’t so bad. I mean, lots of available and free drugs! I bet Wino doesn’t even notice that her crackhive has been snorting some of her stuff. 1 line for Wino, 2 lines for crackhive!

In other crackie news, Wino tried to visit her Blaaaaaake in rehab yesterday, but she sort of lost track of time and missed visiting hours. Same old, same old. Wino was obviously busy reading bible scriptures to school children. Or she was making sweet love to her crack pipe. Probably the latter. The Daily Mail says she got into a cab, drove for 5-minutes and decided that shit wasn’t going to happen, so she turned around.

Here’s more of Wino with her beloved crackhive back together in Camden yesterday. It also looks like her ballet slippers’s day off was yesterday. Wino in sneakers?! Wino realized that wearing sneakers makes it easier and faster for her to chase and beat at the paparazzi.

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