November 18, 2008 / Posted by:

I was going through pictures from the Sydney premiere of “Australia” and my mouse immediately skipped over to this beauty and clicked download. It knows what I like, because this stunning creature just made my fucking day!

Her name is Maria Venuti and according to her bio she “is a vivacious personality – and one of great natural warmth and exuberance. Combined with a dynamic singing voice – these traits have made her career as a performer, actor and entertainer highly successful. As one of this country’s leading performers, Maria has played in every major cabaret venue around Australia, New Zealand, the Far East, Japan as well as entertaining our ‘boys’ in the Sinai Desert.”

I’m in love. She has everything I look for in a glamorous beauty: serious eyebrow game, butt cleavage and hair that has seen the inside of a Fry Daddy. Yes, I know her make-up looks like it was done by a group of slow clowns while they all jumped on a trampoline together, but the end result is beautiful. She’s one to watch.

On the other side of the coin, Hugh Jackman’s tragic wife showed up to the premiere looking like a low-rent vintage Phyllis Diller impersonator. She’s no Maria Venuti.

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