There are times when I’m laying on the couch, watching TV and I suddenly get the craving for something delicious, greasy and cheesy. I’m pretty much a lazy motherfucker, so instead of getting my ass up and using the phone or computer to order something to eat, I’ll just eat my saliva and go without. Well, Domino’s and Tivo have the answer to all my problems!
They are teaming up to allow lazy bitches like myself to order pizza through your Tivo! While you’re fast forwarding through a Domino’s commercial, an ad will pop up asking you if you’d like to order a pizza. You will most likely say “yes,” which will direct you to a Domino’s menu.
Now, there’s a little problem. How is the pizza man going to get in? I guess I can become friendly with him and give him a key. That way I really don’t even have to get up….EVER! I can even give him $1 to Fabreeze my ass down every now and again. Speaking of asses, how will I take care of that issue? I guess I’ll just cross that shitty bridge when I get to it.
Now if Domino’s could deliver one of (NSFW) these pizzas I’d really be fucking set for life!