Supposedly, Wonky McValtrex’s war zone snatch belongs to Benji Madden, because they are all in love or some shit. Well, the other night in Miami, Wonky was back to doing what she does best: being a complete whorebag!
According to Star Magazine, Wonky reunited with Nachos at a party in Miami. Benji was nowhere around. One nosy whore told Star, “Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn’t seem like Benji was on her mind at all!”
Well, well, well, once a cum vac, always a cum vac! I never bought her new cleaned up image. She’s a dumb bitch whore through and through. And she’s not the good kind of dumb bitch whore either. Don’t confuse her with classy skanks like Sienna Miller and Aubrey O’Day (HA!). Wonky is a bottom of the barrel busted bitch! She would probably lick her own butt raisin off a soggy peen. Nasty bitch! And yes, I’ll tell you how I really feel.
If Nachos wants to get struck by Wonky’s herp lightning again, then that’s probably a good thing. It’s better that they keep their genital fleas in one circle. I still don’t understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn’t a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish. It would be less painful and the wounds would eventually heal.
Below are a few pictures of Wonky and Nachos being gross in Miami. Nachos looks like he just fucking swallowed Wino’s goody drawer.