Save The Children From Wino!

November 17, 2008 / Posted by:

If Barbara Walters or Diane Sawyer ever want an interview with the Crackie of Camden, they just have to ring her intercom and Wino will start blabbing away! Courtney Love has MySpace and
Wino has her intercom system to ramble on.

Last night, a photographer talked Wino for around 6 minutes (above) about her divorce to Blaaake (she denies it) and her obsession with X-Factor. During her crack rambling, Wino even swore she wasn’t drunk. Uh huh. That doesn’t sober you up. I’ve tried. My drunk ass has tried to fight the vomit coming up by chanting “I’m not drunk, I’m not drunk,” hoping my brain would get the message. Mind over drunkenness never works.

Wino talked about one X-Factor contestant the most: a 16-year-old kid named Eoghan Quigg. Wino said she likes his dad and her goddaughter likes the boy. They’ve even called him up. She didn’t really say what they talked about, but the Mirror claims she’s invited the boy for a wild night out with her.

A source said, “Amy wants to meet him whether he wins or loses. She’s a massive fan and thinks he’s cute. She told him he was doing well in the competition and to keep up all the good work. But she was also insistent that she wanted to meet up when he wasn’t rehear-sing – and Eoghan was up for it.”

Save the children from Wino! Schools in England should start teaching W.A.R.E (Wino Abuse Resistance Education).

Below is Wino stumbling out of her den on Saturday night. She came out, started to get into a cab, changed her mind and quickly ran back into her house. I do that daily. I step outside my front door, see all the dumb bitches walking around and run back inside to spend time with the only whores who really understand me: Jack Daniels and Mary Jane!

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