Russell Gets A Peek

November 17, 2008 / Posted by:

The most flexible turtle on the planet Russell Simmons played a little game of peek-a-booby with some busted Tatum O’Neal look-alike in Miami yesterday. Actually, I think he was just trying to find her titty. It doesn’t look like he had any luck. Seriously, I hope that bitch got paid at least a few hundred dollars for that shit! I would’ve made Russell swipe my ass crack with his AMEX card if he wanted a glance at my no-titty.

The first thumbnail below might be a little NSFWish, but you really can’t see nip unless you squint your eyes, cock your head and press your face against the monitor.

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