Prince Hates The Gays

November 17, 2008 / Posted by:

I miss the Prince of the past who used to sing about nasty shit and parade his beautiful bare ladyboy ass around the stage like a power bottom at a Palm Springs bath house. Now that Prince is a Jehovah’s Witness and has found God, you won’t ever see him flexing his nalgas for you while performing some of his dirty songs. And don’t even think of ever seeing him do any of that shit at a gay pride parade. Prince does not approve of homoness. God told him so.

When the New Yorker asked the beautiful ladyboy about his thoughts on gay marriage and adoption, Prince “tapped his bible” and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”

Wait! So that person who busted in on me in the garage blowing my neighbor in the 6th grade was God?! I thought it was my mom!

Prince may not agree with gay shit, but he should try explaining that to his ruffed shirt. That ruffled shirt is a butt fucker if I ever saw one. Actually, after he said that shit, his ruffled shirt and all his other extremely gay clothes and shoes quit that bitch to go protest against Prop 8. Prince has an empty closet now.

VIA The Blotter

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