Wanda Sykes Loves The Ladies

November 16, 2008 / Posted by:

I never really thought about if Wanda Sykes likes to suck on the peen or the clitty, but now that she’s declared her gayelleness, everything makes sense now. I had one of those “now that you mention it….” moments.

Anygayelle, raise your strap-ons and rejoice through the aisles of Home Depot, Wanda Sykes is a big ole’ lezzie! You can call her Wanda Dykes from now on! Sorry, it was the first thing I thought of. Yes, I’m eternally 12. Just like Mimi!

At the Las Vegas Prop 8 Really yesterday, Wanda shouted to the audinece, “I LOVE LICKIN’ THE LABIA AND PROUD OF IT!” No, she really said, “You know, I don’t really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn’t feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I’m gay. But that’s the way people should be able to live their lives.”

When Prop 8 passed in California, Wanda felt like she was attacked and so she’s speaking out about her life now. “Now, I gotta get in their face. I’m proud to be a woman. I’m proud to be a black woman, and I’m proud to be gay.” She forgot the “proud to be a funny person” part, because she stills makes me laugh until my peen hole queefs.

Wanda married her wife on October 25th. She was married to a dude back in the old days, but they divorced in 1998.

Go Wanda! I just want to give her a big lesbian hug (it involves lots of titties rubbing together)!

It’s your turn, Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. Now, I don’t mean he needs to come out as a big shiny homo. But it’s about times he figures out that I’m alive, declares his undying love for me and promises to make me his child bride (I am younger than him).


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