Matthew McConaughey is at the beach….and he’s wearing a shit (typo, but it stays). How is this even possible? I would think that the sea breezes would blow that shirt right off of his body. And if that didn’t happen, the seagulls would tear it off him. This shit just looks so unnatural and wrong.
If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl’s ass, I wouldn’t even blink an eye. Now that I’ve seen McConaughey wearing a shirt at the beach, anything is possible.
Below is McConaughey proving the impossible at the beach with his dog friend. I also added some pictures of Pamela Anderson wearing her signature loony bin scrubs for all the dirty snatch lovers out there.