Look Who’s Getting Papped!
November 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
HELL YES! It’s the fucking star of my tween wet dreams: Tom Selleck. Yes, I know, my therapist has already talked to me about that point in my life. Anyway, who cares about that! It’s Tom Fucking Selleck! One of the only hot pieces who can make genitals explode with just a twitch of his stache. Yes, I also spoke to my therapist about that issue as well. I got it covered.
This is exactly who the paparazzi should be spending their time on! Hopefully, when they were finished with Tom they went off to find Charlene Tilton, Patricia McPherson, Pamela Sue Martin, Ami Foster and Andrea Barber. These are the bitches I want to see more of!
Here’s more of Tom actually getting paparazzi attention at LAX yesterday.
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