On her show yesterday, Oprah asked Jenny Aniston if she was dating that one person named John Mayer. Jenny perked up and said “YES!” and she also said “NO!” to being knocked up. Although, when she was out in NYC with her pat tampon, she sort of looked a little pregnant-y in the area where fetuses live. It’s probably just her body huffing up from Jen using the word “uncool.” It’s uncool bloat. You know, I can’t stop thinking about that stupid fucking word thanks to her. The word “uncool” is the uncoolest word ever. Can we please have a funeral for the word uncool this weekend?
Anyuncool, even though Jen didn’t really want to talk about her whatevership with John Mayer, he didn’t mind talking about love and marriage at a recent event in NYC. When OK! asked about his love life, John joked, “I have not been very lucky. I’ve had a terrible life.” John then started asking the female reporter about her own love life, if she was married and for how long. This led to John talking about marriage proposals. He said, “I think I’d be pretty good at that. I’d figure that out. I’d get creative.”
By creative, he means on the cover of OK! Magazine or in front of hundreds of paparazzi with a TMZ live feed. So uncool. FUCK!