Let’s start off the morning with a big cup of Kanye West’s freshly squeezed delusion juice. It tastes even better with a slice from his buttmade bullshit pie.
Mr. Kanye West is speaking again, but he’s not ranting this time. No, this time he’s just talking out of his perfectly waxed ass. In an interview with AP Kanye said he is the voice of his generation. Ah. It’s going to be a long day….
Kanye said, “I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice (MK Note: He’s got that part right). It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan. There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin (Timberlake) went on vacation I made albums. And it just came out to be that.”
Kanye is just so fucking cute. When he puts on that whole “I’m the greatest big boy in the world” routine, I just want to pat him on top of the head, give him a milk bone and then rub his belly. It’s like when Mariah Carey tries to act. You just have to say “awwww.” It’s so endearing!
P.S. – Did Kanye say that Justin Timberlake could have been the voice of his generation? Hell no. Somebody wake Kanye and hand me my extra straitjacket. It’s time to take a long drive…..