Today on one of my favorite serious legal shows “Judge Alex” they had a case about something that is near and dear to me: eyebrows! Sharon Rivers (above) was suing Joy Tran for emotional distress for fucking up her eyebrows. Sharon paid Joy $180 to tattoo some “dreamy” eyebrows on her beautiful face. But Sharon claims Joy fucked it up by making them purple and lopsided.
I do not see a problem. This is the way all eyebrows should look. Sharon should empty out her checking account and give ever last cent to Miss Tran for turning her into the owner of two ravishing brows! I would get the same kind of eyebrows, but my face is not precious enough to carry off that look.
In the end, the sexy Judge Alex awarded Sharon $5000! Sharon needs to take that money and donate it to the “People in Need of Gorgeous Chola Eyebrows” fund! Judge Alex also denied Miss Tran’s countersuit. Miss Tran sued Sharon for $900 for wasting her time. HA! Miss Tran is really fucking hot.
Below is a little clip of Sharon pleading her case to Judge Alex. My favorite part is when she says to the bailiff, “Would you go date me with eyebrows like this?” Um…I’m pretty sure that if she had a vagina over each eye, he still wouldn’t go out with her. I’m joking! She’s beautiful.
And I’m just reminding you that I’m hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.