Kanye West Arrested (And Released)
This is my second Kanye West post of the day and it’s not even noon times here. IT’S KANYE WEST FRIDAY!!! TYPE IN ALL CAPS ALL DAY AND RUN AROUND YOUR OFFICE SCREAMING THAT YOU’RE THE VOICE OF YOUR GENERATION!!!!1!!!! SQUID BRAINS!
So, yeah, the most humble human being on this planet was busted by the cops at his hotel in Gateshead, England early this morning so says TMZ. He was arrested for allegedly getting into some kind of violent situation with a pap outside of the Tup Tup club in Newcastle.
This isn’t Kanye’s first day at the pap beating rodeo. He was arrested in September for getting all handsy with a pap. Charges were never filed.
The cops in England released Kanye after a short investigation this morning. They probably realized they had the voice of our generation in their custody. The voice of our generation can do no wrong. I’m sure the cops who arrested King Kanye will get life in prison for wasting his time like this.
HAPPY KANYE FRIDAY!!!