HoHan Wants The Puss AND The Peen

HoHan’s Hungry Hungry Hippo vagina is starting to slobber for the dick again and SamRo finds this a problem, because…well…she doesn’t have a real peen. The two cooch bumpers have been fighting about HoHan acting slutty with dudes from Las Vegas to London.

A source told The Sun, “Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can’t help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.”

This is what I was afraid. Poor SamRo’s little gayelle heart can’t take having a relationship with a GRADE A SLUT! All mega whores go through this phase. They think they can skip through life with just one dick (or pussy) in their hand, but they can’t! HoHan’s chocha is chomping at the bit and she can’t control it. When she’s at a bar and sees a hot dude, her vagina probably takes off like a pit bull after the mailman! Nope, it’s not going to end well.

Here’s the greedy whore and her pussy breather lady friend in London last night.