Bow Down To The Empress!!

November 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Holy…. If I had a heart, it would have stopped beating after looking at these pictures of the most exquisite and gorgeous creature in the universe and beyond!!! The Empress of Lucite seriously looks like a ravishing crystal mermaid who has come to teach the world what true glamour really is. We should all get on our knees and thank the gods for giving us this priceless gift.

Now, I know you want to run out and buy Shauna Sand’s stunning gown, but it’s one-of-a-kind, of course. It was made using millions of tiny pieces of lucite and the tears from the angels who weep from the heavens at the sight of her beauty.

Below is our beloved Empress entering a shelter to feed the homeless. No, she’s at some club, but it’s still charity work! Those peons around her should be on the ground, making themselves a human carpet, so that Shauna’s exquisite lucite heels don’t have to touch the sidewalk. And I’m pretty sure Shauna’s toy fucked up his foot from slipping on the elegance dust that constantly trails behind her.

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