It’s been a little over a week since the live feed puppies bounced into my heart of stone and shattered it with their hours and hours of sleeping, sniffing, playing, sleeping, sneezing and more sleeping! Although, lately they’ve been much more animated. Yesterday, I saw one of the puppies do some R-rated shit with another puppy. Incest is not best.
The live feed puppies have taken the world by storm! Three million have tuned in to my favorite show so far.
Bitches who don’t even give a fuck about animals are saying good night to the puppies before bed. People talked to the San Francisco couple who set up the webcam so that they could look over their puppies during the day. They set it up not knowing they were creating an international phenomenon that has taken away hours from my usual porn and reality show watching schedule. HOLD UP. As I’m writing this shit, two of the puppies are tag teaming another one! It’s screaming and shit. SAVE IT! You see what this does to me? I’m like emotionally involved.
The puppies caretaker and videographer said, “We’ve received a number of emails from people who are in hospitals battling various diseases who have told us that they look to the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam as a way to liven up their spirits.”
Unfortunately, you can’t buy these puppies. They are all spoken for.
The puppies are Shiba Inus. The mommy’s name is Kika. The daddy isn’t around. He’s one of those “love and leave ’em” types. They were born on October 7th. Their names are: Girls: Autumn (purple collar), Ayumi (yellow collar), Amaya (red collar), Aki (green collar), Akoni (black collar) and Ando (blue collar).
What am I going to do when they go away? My world is going to shatter! When they finally go away, all of you can set up a webcam up in my padded room as entertainment, because I’m probably going to finally snap when the puppy live feed stops.
Let’s not think about that. Let’s just make the time we have with them count.