Maybe I’m still half asleep, so the clouds haven’t disappeared from my eyes yet, but Joel Madden is looking kind of cute here (?). UGH. I think my hands are about to quit this bitch and stop working, so that I will never type those words again. I mean, he looks kind of different. I think he got on the Alli diet, maybe had a dry bath or two and got rid of that dick bag hat that seemed permanently attached to his skull.
Hopefully, after the Sanka starts working, I’ll come back to this post, take one look at his picture and take a Sharpie to everything I’ve written. I feel like I need to go to church after declaring Joel Madden looks cute.
Joel escorted his wet rat girlfriend to the opening of the Alberta Ferretti store opening last night. Nicole Richie is desperately trying to fight the beige by wearing silver. Sorry, ho. You still look like an overbaked breadstick without the sesame seeds.
The usually hot Marisa Tomei was also there looking like she’s been hanging out on a toadstool with the evil Olsen trolls. She needs more sleep…..in Jacko’s oxygen tank. I also put in some pictures of the original wonk eye Lucy Liu.