He’s Just Being Kanye

November 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Kanye West is the jam between my toes, the wax in my ears, the cheese in my…you get it. Basically, he’s my everything, because he goes on batshit crazy rants about absolutely anything. I doubt he even know what he’s ranting about anymore. Give him a MacBook Air or a Mic and let him rip.

Kanye one again clenched his ass cheeks and blasted MTV for fixing their award shows. At the launch of his new album in London Tuesday, Kanye screamed in ALL-CAPS: Britney Spears over Rihanna? Are you serious? I mean fucking Jared Leto? He’s my boy but he shouldn’t have won over some of those other artists. I won nothing last year and I’d brought out Stronger. Then this year, just because I was there, I won best urban act. This was Lil’ Wayne’s year.

Err…Someone needs to gently tap on Kanye’s shoulder and quietly whisper into his ear, “It is fixed.” Kanye needs to save his CAPS and voice for shit that matters… I don’t know… Maybe he can scream at the whores at Time Warner for their shitty ass service (I’m always yelling at them). And then he can send a CAPS-FILLED e-mail to my super for not fixing the broken fucking faucet.

Shit! That’s what Kanye should do. He should use his god-given skills to help the people by yelling at the whores we’re sick of yelling at. Kanye’s Anger 4 Rent!

Source: The Sun

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