Coming Soon: A “Real Housewives” Beat Down!

November 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Lisa Wu Hartwell, the Alexyss K. Tylor clone, from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” has a brown belt in Kajukenbo and is ready to use her skills to beat Kim’s wig right off of her pony head. Lisa told Essence.com that shit got heated during the reunion show.

Lisa said, “Let’s just say, Kim pushed the wrong and the last button, which takes me there. Normally, I conduct myself professionally and I prefer to turn the other cheek, but you can’t allow people to continue to play with you because they’ll think they can do that all day, every day. So I’d say that people will be surprised because I was surprised and somewhat embarrassed myself, but I’m human and you have to let people know that they can’t just say whatever they want to you. I’ve been extremely diplomatic and there are horrible things I could have said but I have chosen not to and still do. When you come after my integrity or my family, then you’re going to see a different person.”

The different person Lisa is talking about came alive and left Kim a few voicemails threatening to come down to her house. The voicemails made Kim’s 30-year-old ass (HA!) run to a lawyer for protection. Apparently, she wants some kind of restraining order against Lisa, because she’s afraid she’s going to wipe the sidewalk with her tortured polyester mop on her head.

Outside of her townhouse in Atlanta, Kim played one of the voicemails from Lisa to TMZ. In the voicemail, Lisa says, “I am not the one. I am not Sheree and I am not NeNe. You really don’t know who I am, so I think you need to call me. And I might just be coming to your house.”

YES! Please go to her house, Lisa! And bring several camera crews. And bring NeNe too! She can sing her hit song “I know I said I was 29, but I know I’m really 89” during the beat down. This could be the pay-per-view event of the year!

Click here to see Kim act all professional-like while speaking to TMZ. I love how she says she’s shooting a movie with Demi Moore and David Duchovny. Yeah, more like she’s standing in the background with all the other extras. Bitch, don’t pull a “Phoebe Price.” Only she can get away with saying shit like that.

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