As expected, B.Walt’s 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008 aren’t that fucking fascinating. ABC released 7 of the 10 and I co-sign two of them: Tina Fey & Michael Phelps. I’m having a Chico’s kind of day, so I’m feeling the Phelps love. The other 5 choices would be on my least fascinating list. They include:
Miley Cyrus – Disney made Babs do it!
Tommy Girl – L. Ron Hubbard’s ghost made Babs do it!
Will Smith – Tommy Girl made Babs do it!
Frank Langella – Whoopi made Babs do it!
Rush Limbaugh – The crazy that lives in her brains made Babs do it!
What the hell kind of GD list is this?! They should call it the 10 Most Fascinating People & Things of 2008 and that list should be: The Live Feed Puppies, Rojo Caliente, The Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets, Spaghetti Cat, Kim’s wig from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Randi Sue from “True Blood,” La Pequena, Falling Scarlet and Suri Cruise.