Who Is NeNe’s Daddy?
Last night on “Real Housewives of Atlanta” NeNe began the journey to find who her real father is by getting a DNA sample at some storefront in a strip mall called ANY TEST. Damn. The place looked like it used to be an H&R Block and then it went out of business and ANY TEST took over the lease. Couldn’t they have been more discreet? Everyone knows what you’re up to when you’re strolling into ANY TEST. They should’ve named that shit “Good News/Bad News” or “You Are Not The Father” or “Maury’s Place.”
Anyway, NeNe got her cheek swabbed at ANY TEST and they sent it off to Seattle to check the results with the DNA sample belonging to Curtis, the dude she always thought was her daddy. SPOILER ALERT! (In my best Maury voice) Curtis is not the father!! NeNe found out that there’s a 0% chance that she was came from Curtis’ sperm. Now NeNe must find out who her real father is! Dramatic shit. If this was a soap opera, NeNe would find out that her daddy is Kim’s Big Pappa. Or better yet, she would find out that her real father is Kim’s wig!
NeNe don’t need a daddy, she has the alwas precious Dwight Eubanks. Below is a clip of NeNe and her main homegirl getting matching French pedicures on their pretty feet while Dwight tells her his secret to looking gorgeous at 50. They also talk about Sheree’s busted ass fashion “viewing party” to debut her new line. To prove she’s an independent woman, Sheree started her own fashion line “He/She by Sheree” without anybody’s help! Well, except for her husband. He paid for it. And the help of a sketch artist, seamstress, publicist, life coach and who knows who else. Basically, Sheree didn’t do shit!