Salma Hayek Is A Breastfedding Addict

November 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Salma Hayek will probably be getting thousands of letters from sick fuck dudes willing to suck on her magnificent leche balls in order to feed her addiction to breastfeeding. Salma said that she just can’t stop breastfeeding her 13-month-old daughter Valentina.

She told Style Magazine (via FoxNews), “I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop. The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It’s like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well.”

Salma’s chichis are the 8th World Wonder, so I care about their well-being. Salma must check herself into Promises before it’s late. She’s going to start traveling around the world, sticking her titty melon into the mouths of any baby she comes across. And when she runs out of babies, she’s going to move on to toddlers and then… Well, hopefully it never gets to that.

Dear Salma, watch this clip below. Don’t let this happen to you!!!

Thanks Jill

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