Paula Abdul’s “Extreme Fan” Found Dead Near Her Home

November 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Crazy shit always happens to Paula Abdul! Skat Kat must have put a curse on her or something.

The body of a woman was found last night in a parked car just a few yards from Paula Abdul’s house in Sherman Oaks, CA. The cops say she might have died from a drug overdose

Police believe that the woman was a crazed Paula Abdul fan and might have been stalking her for a while now.

The woman has “ABL LV” (Abdul Love or Lover) on her license plate and has pictures of Paula hanging from her rear view mirror. Police sources told TMZ that they’ve been called out to Paula’s house a few times to deal with the stalker.

The cops also got a call from the woman’s parents yesterday afternoon. They reported their daughter missing and said she might be at Paula Abdul’s house.

Paula was not at home last night, because she was off being insane while filming “American Idol.

Paula’s handlers better clear the room of dolls and booze, because she’s going to have a major meltdown over this news. She probably has a nervous breakdown when one of her fake eyelashes falls off, so I can only imagine how she’s going to take this shit.

And I’ve never heard of a Paula Abdul stalker before. I mean, “Cold Hearted Snake” is a hot song, but damn!

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