Hairy giant Brad Garrett was leaving Dan Tana’s restaurant in West Hollywood last night when the paparazzi started taking pictures of him. I don’t know why? Maybe they were trying to keep the Bigfoot hoax alive.
Brad is known for getting all bitchy with the paps, so it wasn’t much of a surprise when he started hitting at the cameras and telling them to get “a real job.” The paps kept egging him on and Brad finally told them to put their shit down so they all could do the douche hustle. Unfortunately, they never got into it and Brad ended up waddling to his car.
According to TMZ, someone (probably one of the paps) filed a police report against Brad and the cops are looking into it.
Watching this video reminds me of high school all over again. I’m the kid sitting at the green round table (aka “special people” table) laughing at all the douchebags pumping up their chests at each other. I had to be careful not to laugh too loud, because one time both of the dick bags noticed and turned on me! I had to grab my retainer wrapped in a napkin from the table and run my gay ass to my chola friends for protection.