Marky Mark’s Nephew Looked Like Kate Moss

November 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Marky Mark and his third nipple posed a topless Kate Moss back in the 90s for that Calvin Klein shit. Marky didn’t have to worry about having a boner accident during the shoot, because he wasn’t into Kate’s boy body.

He told Nuts Magazine (via The Sun), “It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing. She kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she’s beautiful – she’s a very pretty nephew – but I’m more into curvy women…..and say hi to your mutha for me.” He didn’t say that last part. Okay, he probably did, but not on record.

I’m sure the feeling was mutual. Marky Mark has a body built for hitting it from the front, but he has a face that could a pacifier and a head that’s missing a dunce cap.

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