It’s back to the janitor’s closet for CHERYL BURKE! Mop Head and her partner Maurice Greene were given the heave-HO on “Dancing with the Has-Beens” last night. It was a bittersweet moment for me. Yes, CHERYL BURKE is my arch rival and she makes my hair hurt, but she’s the only one that got any emotion out of me. When I watch CHERYL BURKE sweep the floor with her mop head, I have to sit on my fists (not in the nasty way) to keep them from punching my TV. I HATE HER.
CHERYL BURKE does that to me, but at least she does something! The other boring ass bitches put me to sleep. It’s like Ambien, Sominex, Nytol and Lunesta dancing around out there.
Whenever Brooke Burke prances around, I just get up and go pluck my nose hairs, because I know the judges are going to queef over her. And when the other three start their sleep dances, I get myself a big cup of Sleepytime tea and cuddle under a soft blanket, because I know I’m about to drift out to dreamland.
At least with Maurice and Mop Head gone, I don’t have to hear that “chicken dinner” shit anymore!