A Match Made In Eyebrow Heaven

November 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift recently said that 19-year-old Joe Jonas dumped her squinty ass over the phone not too long ago and now it looks like he has already moved on to an older woman. And older woman who can appreciate a pair of brilliant brows. Taylor probably couldn’t open her little eyes wide enough to see Joe’s glorious eye hair and he was sick of it! He wanted her to love him for his brows!

Some source told People that Joe Jonas is dating 22-year-old actress Camilla Belle. I know her ass from that “When A Stranger Calls” remake. They met on the set of a Jonas Brothers music video and it’s been love at first eyebrow sight ever since.

The source said, “They are not public about it but they’ve just been hanging out with their friends and Joe’s brothers. They are very private about it.”

Just hanging out with friends? Yeah, right. They probably spend hours alone, caressing each other’s eyebrows, softly brushing them and carefully plucking each hair. Together, this dynamic eyebrow duo can change the eyebrow world forever. Shit. Maybe they can get married, adopt Raven and help her with her eyebrow issues!

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