This Bitch

November 11, 2008 / Posted by:

We all know that Xtina has been sending Bat Boy to Lady GaGa’s dumpster in the middle of the night, so that he can go through it and take her old clothes, wigs and clip-on bangs. Well, Xtina is playing dim in the brains and told the L.A. Times that she doesn’t know what a GaGa is.

When asked what she has to say about whores saying she jacked Lady GaGa’s look, she answered: “You know, that’s funny that you mention that. This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasn’t sure. I really don’t spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect.

They have so much more in common than I thought. Most of the time I don’t know if Xtina is a man or a woman either. And she doesn’t live under a rock, she lives in a cave! That’s the only way Bat Boy can get any sleep.

Here’s Xtina at some event last night looking like my rockabilly chola cousin Lupe after she went blonde one year. Although, Lupe’s hair was hella patchy, because the cheap bleach she used caused that shit to fall out! HA! Dumb bitch.

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