Jennifer Aniston better be hiding in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house this morning if she knows what’s good for her.
According to the Daily Mail and some source, in the December issue of U.S. Vogue, Jenny actually said these suicidal words: “What Angelina did was very uncool.” The line apparently is on the cover of the magazine next to a picture of Jenny. Brangaloonies everywhere are going to attack newsstands and write the words “WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE” on every Vogue cover.
Maybe Mister Miyagi has been training Jenny from heaven, because the ho is getting brave. The source claims Jenny is completely honest and talks about a bunch of personal shit including Brad Pitt leaving her for Saint Angie’s hypnotic vagina. The source said, “This interview shows that Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina. It’s hugely significant. She’s never been this honest or brave in an interview before.”
Brave is right. She just signed her death certificate with that shit. You know Maddox has something to do with this. He put his Aniston impersonation to work, called Vogue and said, “I just have one more thing to say: What Angelina did was very uncool.” Maddox made Zahara, Shiloh and Pax meow like cats in the background to make the call sound more authentic.