Hairy And Hairier

November 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Maggie Gyllenhag and Peter Sarsgaard showed up to some event at Moma in NYC last night looking like they were just discovered living in a cave in the mountains, surviving on snake piss, tarantula legs, lizard heads and bat peens. The Olsen trolls are probably filing a lawsuit right now against these two haggard bitches. They copyrighted the “mole people of the mountains” look.

If Maggie wanted to wear fur so badly, she should’ve just shaved off the 70s pussy bush from Peter’s face and worn that shit instead.

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