DIY Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong

November 11, 2008 / Posted by:

If your name is Nicole Mary Kidman or Lisa Deanna Rinna, quit reading this shit. It might give you ideas.

Hang Mioku, a 48-year-old Korean woman, got her first taste of plastic surgery when she was 28 and she couldn’t stop. The bitch became a plastic surgery crackhead. A plastichead if you will. Hang moved to Japan where she made herself look like Eric Stoltz from Mask thanks to several surgeries. Doctors finally told her they were done with her ass and she needed to go get some mental help. She ignored them.

Hang moved back to Korea and found one doctor who was willing to give her silicone injections. The back alley doctor gave her a syringe and silicone to take home, so that she could do it herself. When she ran out of silicone, she started using cooking oil. Yes, fucking cooking oil! Bitch, it’s a face! Not a fucking pork chop!

Well, she could have rubbed a chicken drumstick in flour, layed it on her face and then went out and sunbathed. In a few sizzling minutes, she’d have a delicious fried treat!

I’m never going to look at a bottle of Wesson the same way again.

Basically, the cooking oil made Hang’s face go from Rocky from Mask to the fucking Rock Monster! Hang finally realized she didn’t look right when the neighborhood kids started making fun of her and calling her a “standing fan.” Standing fan?! Maybe a standing fan dipped in wet concrete, let out to dry and then chipped down with a rusty chisel and ran over with a tractor trailer.

Hang didn’t have anymore money to fix her face, so she went on TV and begged for donations. It worked and she was able to get another operation to get all the Wesson removed from her mug. It helped a little, but her face is still disfigured.

After the jump is a picture of Hang, but I’m warning you. This shit might make your face jump off your head, run to the kitchen and throw away all the cooking oil bottles. Jump at your own risk!!!

The Telegraph has a couple more pictures if you dare…

Thanks Lauren

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