A Little Man-On-Pitt Action

November 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt arrived a little early for the screening of his movie about a baby with old face last night in Los Angeles and all chaos broke out! Apparently, the paps got all aggressive and shit when they saw Brad. They’ve never seen a real-life (and taller) Boris Badenov before?

A security guard who was hired to protect Brad grabbed him and pulled him back to keep him away from the photographers. Brad apparently went with the flow. He later blamed the incident (if you can call it that) on the paps to People, “Though they were exceptionally more aggressive than usual, breaking through a security barrier and into a private holding area, ultimately [it was] just another day in the life…”

The security dude was just doing his job. We all would’ve done the same thing. Except, I would’ve grabbed Brad, held him tight, pushed him into a nearby janitor closet, turned off the lights, locked the door and dry humped him while singing “I Will Always Love You” until the police finally knocked the door down.

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