That’s One Way Of Getting Out Of Your Disney Contract

November 10, 2008 / Posted by:

If you’ve never heard of Adrienne Bailon of the Cheetah Girls, you have now, thanks to some pictures of her naked ass that were conveniently “stolen” from her laptop and are now all over the internets. Adrienne claims the pictures were only meant for her true love Robert Kardashian (brother of Kim).

Her spokeswhore, Jonathan Jaxson (who also runs a gossip blog), issued this statement to TMZ:

The photos that have surfaced of Adrienne Bailon were stolen from her laptop over a week ago at an airport in NY and sent to several media outlets. These photos were taken in private. Adrienne will be pursuing legal action against the person or person’s sending these private photos out.

Adrienne is deeply sorry for any pain this may have caused to her fans.

He should’ve just said, “Adrienne is a Disney star, so, you know how that works.” Disney is the land of sluts! The next time you’re at Disneyland, you’ll probably get the sudden urge to take off your pants and run for the nearest webcam. Actually, Disneyland should open a booth for leaking pictures of your naked ass on the internet.

The pictures that Adrienne is apologizing for are so fucking tame. If they were a Disney movie, they’d be rated PG. Visit Egotastic! to see them, but she doesn’t show any nip or snatch. She just flashes her ass. Child’s play! That’s what my drivers license photo looks like. It’s not like she’s spreading her cheeks and winking with her dirt star. It’s nothing!

And at first I thought that was a chunky skidmark on her ass cheek, but I think it’s just a fugly tattoo.

Can we start taking bets on what Disney slut will be the next to have a “nude picture” scandal? Please let it be RAVEN and her upside down eyebrows!

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