Salma Hayek knows what’s good, so I’m going to assume that curtain tieback around her head is a Phoebe Price original. If it is, I’m sure we’ll see international supermodel Phoebe Price running up and down Robertson Blvd. while posing with Salma’s picture. If it’s not, I don’t want to know. Salma can do no wrong in my book and I don’t need something to hold against her. Lie to me, Salma!
I can also overlook the fact that Salma kept her magnificent chichis to herself last night by not making sit up and smile for the cameras. They needed the night off. Also, I’m completely turning my head at the effed up shit her make-up bitch did to her face. Only Casper and a few cholas I know can pull off that shade of powder.
Here’s Salma an Art of Elysium benefit in NYC last night. I also threw in a few pictures of Mary Alice Stephenson from “America’s Most Smartest Model,” because I miss Mandy Lynn and Mary shared a room with her once.