One of Brit Brit’s Cheetolets, JJ, was rushed to the hospital in Mississippi yesterday and admitted for observation. Some hos said he had a seizure or some shit, but that’s not the case. JJ had a bad allergic reaction to some crap he ate, causing him to break into hives and feel gross. Brit’s website posted this message:
“Jayden James Federline was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday, November 9th. Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested. He is expected to be discharged tomorrow.”
Praise Cheesus! I bet you some dumb bitch gave him generic brand cheese puffs. JJ can only eat the real shit! He’s allergic to any and all Cheeto impostors! Speaking of Cheetos….
New York Magazine published a recipe today for Broccoli & Cheetos from the chef at Park Avenue Autumn in NYC. Fanceeee. Brit Brit can make this gourmet deliciousness for JJ and SPF this Thanksgiving. It will go perfectly with her jerky turkey, Stove Top & Doritos casserole and Pumpkin Frapp pie. Seriously, this shit (literally) kind of sounds delicious: Cheetos, Gouda and Parmesan…Mmm…. You won’t be able to go caca for a few weeks, but it’s worth it.
Thanks Beth & Nina